MarkMas
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Norm is Canadian. So...explain that, pleaseUS v UK humour...........................
Don't forget as winter will soon be upon us and our native birds are finding food scarce, please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag.
Just remember however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
Humphrey Littleton would be proud of that one.Don't forget as winter will soon be upon us and our native birds are finding food scarce, please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag.
Just remember however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
I have fat balls too and the birds can't get enough of themHumphrey Littleton would be proud of that one.
Shop assistant: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small
Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?
Psychic: I'm a medium
C
The shop assistant should have struck a happy medium...Shop assistant: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small
Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?
Psychic: I'm a medium
C
The shop assistant should have struck a happy medium...