Terrible Jokes Thread
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Gastronomic tracer rounds
MarkMas
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In case you are not keeping up:
[TRIGGER WARNING: Risk of mild racism references, followed by anti-woke brigade, etc]
[TIGGER WARNING: You may be in for a bouncy ride]
But on the other hand, Google takes a different view:
Apparently, the phrase we are looking for is machigatta ana or 間違った 穴
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Pinched from a friends FB page but it truly deserves to be here
My Spanish friend's the singer in a Kajagoogoo tribute act. He's brilliant, so good in fact, that once you've seen Juan you've seen Limahl.
My Spanish friend's the singer in a Kajagoogoo tribute act. He's brilliant, so good in fact, that once you've seen Juan you've seen Limahl.
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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you"...
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver"....
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you"...
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver"....
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What an unbelievable story!
Nobody wear their best God costume for something like that.
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This is a 'Terrible Jokes' thread.
That was very good; so Boo !
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