Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

I made a huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight...

I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.

 

[gb-gta]

 

[mowlas]

 

[Nibby]

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

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...er, I have the one on the right in silver.

 

[Gazcw]

 

[philw696]

 

[midlifecrisis]

...er, I have the one on the right in silver.

Sad man...you can get just as many lllllllamas in the little Rascal

 

[midlifecrisis]

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Then he'll appear in the RIP thread...

 

[zagatoes30]

 

[Nibby]

 

[Mavster]

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I don't get it. Am I too innocent, hopefully ?

 

[spkennyuk]

I don't get it. Am I too innocent, hopefully ?

Wig and a dress (Wigan address)

 

[midlifecrisis]

One to

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One you Bury your head in the Man-Chest-er, and if you don't get it then you're on the Tameside. Bolton and H-Oldham there's more in Stock-port...

 

[midlifecrisis]

When looking over the garden fence the other day, I was surprised to see a small kangaroo. Imagine my embarrassment when I realised it was merely my neighbour's greyhound having a sh!t

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

I had a Zoom call with my international team today. (They are in the USA, France, Israel, Spain and Germany.) I started by asking, "How's my connection, can everybody see me alright?" They answered, "yes", "oui", "ken", "si", "ja".

 

[MarkMas]

A philosophy story:

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?" The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.