Terrible Jokes Thread

[Nibby]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

Not terrible jokes. Not jokes, really.

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Wack61]

 

[Nibby]

 

[philw696]

We've all been there

 

[Nibby]

 

[Nibby]

We've all been there
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That’s making giddy looking at it Phil.

 

[zagatoes30]

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

 

[Ewan]

To sort the roads, trains, schools, NHS, welfare, etc would take billions of Pounds we don’t have, and two decades of time/investment. No political party has that money nor time in power, so the sticky-plaster shambles of fixes continues, ad infinitum.
Anyway, that’s enough thread drift, even for us lot!

 

[zagatoes30]

Trying to get back on topic

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six rubbish bags full of recyclable cans?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

 

[Phil H]

Trying to get back on topic

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six rubbish bags full of recyclable cans?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

Lego managed this, so you just need a few more cans.....

 

[MarkMas]

Trying to get back on topic

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six rubbish bags full of recyclable cans?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

 

[mowlas]

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I hope this guy isn’t a forum member - otherwise he might get into a flap and then there will be h e l l toupee.

 

[Nibby]

 

[zagatoes30]

Lego managed this, so you just need a few more cans.....

Already got a Lego Ferrari but not in the garage

 

[HenrysDad]

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No he didn't! He's in Oklahoma.