Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

A philosophy story:

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?" The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.

The joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think; therefore, I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

 

[MarkMas]

The joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think; therefore, I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

It's a cartesian horse, if you will.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Did you know that Shetland Ponies can't vocalise like other breeds...

It's because it's a little hoarse...

 

[Flint]

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[midlifecrisis]

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In like @Flint but he's a period short of an ellipsis...

 

[MarkMas]

In like @Flint but he's a period short of an ellipsis...

He's just slightly dotty

 

[Flint]

By the time I'd typed my comment, someone else had written just about the same thing, so I looked like a d#ck.
So I deleted it, with only two dots !!

 

[mowlas]

By the time I'd typed my comment, someone else had written just about the same thing, so I looked like a d#ck.
So I deleted it, with only two dots !!

Ah I see, you started typing but decided to put a stop to it.

 

[mowlas]

8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week.

 

[mowlas]

My wife recently threatened to leave me over my obsession with Astronomy.

I had to ask her what planet she was on.

 

[mowlas]

After many years of searching, this is one petrolhead who has managed to find the G spot!

 

[philw696]

 

[mowlas]

 

[Wack61]

 

[Wack61]

This might be the best thing I've ever seen on the Internet

Transalpino on TikTok

#premierleague #football #soccer #nhsuk #ticketprices #scousers #liverpoolfc #evertonfc #1960s #1970s

vm.tiktok.com

 

[Wack61]

Black horse Cirencester, must be traffic light grand prix night , hope the police can cope

 

[Nibby]

 

[montravia]

Black horse Cirencester, must be traffic light grand prix night , hope the police can cope

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Reputed to be haunted. Obviously recruiting, candidate interviews

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[CatmanV2]

I am *so* shocked to hear about Russel Brand! I had *NO* idea he was a comedian!

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