The best thing here is you don’t need a second hand.According to my Apple watch, I've masturbated 4 miles this week!
I think that’s WALKED.According to my Apple watch, I've masturbated 4 miles this week!
A T-Rex and a velociraptor were in a bar, trying to get a drink. But a triceratops got served before them. The velociraptor said, "Why is he first to get served?" And the T-Rex said, "Because he was herbivorous."
Can Miles not do it himself or does he pay you?According to my Apple watch, I've masturbated 4 miles this week!