Terrible Jokes Thread
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midlifecrisis
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My mate have just finished this bespoke chandelier for the second mansion of Jacob Rees-Smug... Looks great doesn't it...
What a fitting dangler
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Back to work, you. You've got your pay rise and extension on your pension. It's back to the claps on a Thursday night again....
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When I was in Las Vegas someone told me that there are more Catholic Churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect all the offerings, then send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.
midlifecrisis
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I always thought the Swedes were more progressive, but 'check out lady' wasn't woke enough...
RodTungsten
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The moderators will not allow me to comment on this. Suffice to say I have discovered that retirement and pension is very wonderful. I paid lots of taxes on my pension despite my accountant doing his best. The only clap I deserved was from that night in Guadalajara.Back to work, you. You've got your pay rise and extension on your pension. It's back to the claps on a Thursday night again....
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Have we met?
Incidentally, this is from Guadalajara:
As was this tasty dinner of worms:
mowlas
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That’s very grubby… the toilet sign, that is!
