You need to be more chewsy with your diet.Had to go to the Hospital for a rectal examination last week. During the procedure the Doctor looked up and said.
“Are you aware that you’ve got a little piece of lettuce hanging out of your bum?”
Embarrassed I replied “No, …….is that serious?”
“It’s just the tip of the iceberg” he said.
Really sorry to see you have that micro-femur syndrome. Hope the knee’s better at least.Just found my knee replacement X-ray from a couple of years back.
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Apparently they used a groundbreaking new replacement technique which explains why every nurse in the hospital came in to view it.
You have very short thighs Wattie.Just found my knee replacement X-ray from a couple of years back.
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Apparently they used a groundbreaking new replacement technique which explains why every nurse in the hospital came in to view it.
At 07:15 I showed this to the Wee Woman who was very busy behind me making something in the kitchen - while I sit at the kitchen table head in hands….
And even deeper pockets!You have very short thighs Wattie.
Know the feeling with a birthday on the 27th!