Terrible Jokes Thread

Wattie

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Had to go to the Hospital for a rectal examination last week. During the procedure the Doctor looked up and said.
“Are you aware that you’ve got a little piece of lettuce hanging out of your bum?”
Embarrassed I replied “No, …….is that serious?”
“It’s just the tip of the iceberg” he said.
 

mowlas

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Had to go to the Hospital for a rectal examination last week. During the procedure the Doctor looked up and said.
“Are you aware that you’ve got a little piece of lettuce hanging out of your bum?”
Embarrassed I replied “No, …….is that serious?”
“It’s just the tip of the iceberg” he said.
You need to be more chewsy with your diet.
 

Wattie

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A man’s driving down the road.

A Woman’s driving towards him in the opposite direction.
They pass each other and the man yells out of the window “Big fat cow!”
The woman instantly responds “ You fecking wank3r!”
Woman drives around the corner and crashes into a big fat cow and dies.

Morale of the story?
If only women would listen!
 
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Mavster

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Very good baby jokes recently. If any female members are reading these, then please excuse, just lighthearted releasing
 

Wattie

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Did you know that Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac fame once turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner?

She didn’t want to be known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks.