Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

World has gone bloody mad!



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[philw696]

 

[spkennyuk]

World has gone bloody mad!

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Screen wash is for life not just for Christmas !

 

[CatmanV2]

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[CatmanV2]

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[philw696]

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Wait till you get in your 60's

 

[CatmanV2]

Wait till you get in your 60's

Sorry, do I know you?

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[midlifecrisis]

What did I come to into this thread for?

 

[CatmanV2]

Who else would like to see a puppet show without the puppets?
Let's see a show of hands

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[philw696]

Tourism Scotland today put out an announcement that visitors to Edinburghs Royal Mile need to take note. Don't move Hamish Mclighters bike...he dosnt like it!

 

[philw696]

 

[Swedish Paul]

Wait till you get in your 60's

When was that? Oh wait…

 

[Wack61]

 

[Tallman]

"There never used to be a stream here, Roger?"
"It isn't a stream, Janet, the bottom hose has gone again."

 

[RodTungsten]

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"There never used to be a stream here, Roger?"
"It isn't a stream, Janet, the bottom hose has gone again."

Memories! Engine mount on our s**t brown one broke on the A66 on a Saturday afternoon on the way to Glasgow. Limped into Penrith and the dealer had them on the shelf. Tools and jack in the boot (always!) changed mount and away after an hour.

 

[philw696]

First 3 letters of the number plate say it all seen on nearly everything today.
Maybe that was a warning back in 73/74.

 

[Wack61]

Just saw this

 

[CatmanV2]

Just saw this
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Oh *harsh*! (but fair)

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[midlifecrisis]

New flavour launched in time for Christmas Party season...

 

[CatmanV2]

New flavour launched in time for Christmas Party season...

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I'm up for some of them!

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