Terrible Jokes Thread

zagatoes30

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That reminds me of my favourite Emo Philips joke

The chance of there being a bomb on a plane is 1 in a million.
The chance of their being 2 bombs on a plane is 1 in 25 million

So, I always take a bomb with me when I fly

Boom, Boom
 

midlifecrisis

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That reminds me of my favourite Emo Philips joke

The chance of there being a bomb on a plane is 1 in a million.
The chance of their being 2 bombs on a plane is 1 in 25 million

So, I always take a bomb with me when I fly

Boom, Boom
Which reminds me..

A man driving his car along a country lane on a cold wet day sees a pedestrian and offers him a lift. The pedestrian accepts and get in. He thanks the man and asks if he feels he's taking a risk giving a stranger a lift, 'I could be an axe murderer or something' he states. The driver replies 'well what's the chances of there being 2 axe murderers in one car'