Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

Without going into too much detail, one of the usual 'crewroom magazines' - Bizarre, i think it was, had an article that had a middle aged 'lady' that would agree with you.

I bet she looked Good too young man.

 

[Nibby]

 

[Scaf]

What do an electric car owner and a person with diarrhoea have in common?



They both hope they will make it home

 

[CatmanV2]

A friend asked me, "Do you like Erasure?"
I said, "Ooooh sometimes...."

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[CatmanV2]

I'm going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...
I just can’t see myself wearing it

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[CatmanV2]

We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats…
You should see their little faeces light up

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[Nibby]

We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats…
You should see their little faeces light up

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Yuk

 

[Nibby]

 

[Wack61]

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

Every machine is a smoke machine
if you use it wrongly enough.

 

[midlifecrisis]

An unknown fact was that one of General Custer's Colonels, was born in Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

Just before the Battle of Little Big Horn, they could hear the Indian's approaching , dum-dum dum-dum, dum-dum dum-dum. It got louder and louder as they approached, DUM-DUM DUM-DUM, DUM-DUM DUM-DUM Custer turned to his Geordie Colonel and said 'They have Wardrums'

The Colonel remarked 'Theivin Bast@rds'

 

[Flint]

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

View attachment 120925

A boring fact-checker writes....




Colne

 

[CatmanV2]

Hopefully not a duplicate:



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[CatmanV2]

One for @MarkMas



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[MarkMas]

One for @MarkMas

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Yes indeed. I wonder if the comma should have been a semi colon.

Also I fixed the crappy croping.