Terrible Jokes Thread

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An unknown fact was that one of General Custer's Colonels, was born in Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

Just before the Battle of Little Big Horn, they could hear the Indian's approaching , dum-dum dum-dum, dum-dum dum-dum. It got louder and louder as they approached, DUM-DUM DUM-DUM, DUM-DUM DUM-DUM Custer turned to his Geordie Colonel and said 'They have Wardrums'

The Colonel remarked 'Theivin Bast@rds'