Terrible Jokes Thread

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zagatoes30 said:
That reminds me of my favourite Emo Philips joke

The chance of there being a bomb on a plane is 1 in a million.
The chance of their being 2 bombs on a plane is 1 in 25 million

So, I always take a bomb with me when I fly

Boom, Boom
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That reminds me of my favourite Emo Philips joke


"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."
 
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It only takes me ten minutes to walk to the pub, but thirty minutes to walk back home. The difference is staggering...
 
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I called the doctor because I accidentally drank a pint of invisible ink.
They say I will have to wait to be seen.
 
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