Terrible Jokes Thread
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midlifecrisis
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But it does happen, @Andyk (
) and other Welsh people will understand this sign...
For those who speak English the bit below the arrow says 'I am out of the office at the moment'
Lost in translation: road sign carries email reply
Swansea council erects Welsh road sign reading 'I am out of the office at the moment' after an email misunderstanding
www.theguardian.com
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Scotch - that would get a Glesga kiss from the Wee Woman!
What’s the joke with “but Walt disnae” as the punchline?
What’s the joke with “but Walt disnae” as the punchline?
CatmanV2
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Apologies! I thought that was the correct form. Should it be 'Scottish'?
Perhaps read both the lines of text?
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Scotch = whisky. I read both and showed the Wee Woman, hence the reaction.
The Glaswegian joke is “Bing sings but Walt disnae.”
The Glaswegian joke is “Bing sings but Walt disnae.”
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Joke of a similar nature:
Scottish bloke walks into a bakery and says " is that an egg custard in the window or a meringue ? "
Shop keeper replies " No your not wrong sir it's an egg custard."
Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi ?
Dubai does't show The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doo !
Probably already posted on the thread.
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NATS are lookng for spare ones of those...
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Oh; did they overwrite the second backup disk without clearing the corruption first?
Remembers many lost days/weeks/months rebuilding systems because of just this.....Or Windows will now 'restore your system' press enter to continue (oh by the way; you have just lost everything but we won't tell you that until you have pressed enter..... Press enter again to confirm!
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Anybody got windows 3.11? Asking for a friend....Oh; did they overwrite the second backup disk without clearing the corruption first?
Or Windows will now 'restore your system' press enter to continue (oh by the way; you have just lost everything but we won't tell you that until you have pressed enter..... Press enter again to confirm!
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Actually have a full copy of MS-DOS 5.0 on floppy disk; don’t have a floppy drive though…
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Sorry to hear that. You should look at your stress levels and alcohol consumption. I'm sure the situation is reversible.