Terrible Jokes Thread

[DLax69]

 

[Gazcw]

Little known fact:
Richard Gere's dad, Gottler, was a famous Swedish ventriloquist.

 

[RodTungsten]

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Reminds me of the Henry Root letters.

 

[philw696]

 

[Flint]

I have to go to a funeral on Monday.
It's at 9am.
God's sake; I'm just not a mourning person.

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Reminds me of the Henry Root letters.

Bloody ****, that's going back a bit. Loved them

C

 

[Andyk]

 

[midlifecrisis]

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challenging...

 

[RodTungsten]

Bloody ****, that's going back a bit. Loved them

C

A milder example from Henry Root “big in fish”.

 

[midlifecrisis]

A milder example from Henry Root “big in fish”.
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Change the date to 43 years later and some names and it's still relevant.

 

[midlifecrisis]

I like Star Wars

 

[midlifecrisis]

I like modern Westerns too...

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[philw696]

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]