Terrible Jokes Thread

[DLax69]

 

[Andyk]

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

• I mentioned to a friend of mine that I was noticing him using a lot of French expressions recently.
• He asked me what sort of thing I meant.
• I said, "Like when you said 'hors d'oeuvre', the other day".
• He told me, "That's just for starters!"

 

[zagatoes30]

What did the baguette say when it was being sliced?

Ouch! Le pain!

 

[zagatoes30]

Why do the French only serve one egg in their omelets?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

 

[zagatoes30]

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

 

[zagatoes30]

All the result of planning to take 2 teenagers to France on holiday in August, there are many more they find

 

[philw696]

All the result of planning to take 2 teenagers to France on holiday in August, there are many more they find

Good Job you're not going to Wales then

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

 

[Tallman]

I went for a t@sticle check-up last week. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said, “Don’t worry, it’s quite normal to get an erection during this procedure”. I said “I don’t have an erection”. She answered “No but I have”

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

 

[Flint]

 

[Nibby]

When I get to work I hide.
Good workers are hard to find.

 

[CatmanV2]

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