Terrible Jokes Thread

[DLax69]

 

[philw696]

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Only 40 hours ????

 

[CatmanV2]

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How many arms? Is he blind?

C

 

[DLax69]

Only 40 hours ????

Sad commentary...40 hour work week would feel like a vacation.

 

[midlifecrisis]

I'm keeping quiet...


Said the creator of the YADO acronym

 

[CatmanV2]

One for @midlifecrisis

C

 

[philw696]

 

[midlifecrisis]

Cost of living news.

A pork pie in Jamaica costs $2.00
A pork pie in Barbados costs $2.50
A pork pie in Trinidad and Tobago costs $3.00

These are the pie rates of the Carribbean

 

[Flint]

Cost of living news.

A pork pie in Jamaica costs $2.00
A pork pie in Barbados costs $2.50
A pork pie in Trinidad and Tobago costs $3.00

These are the pie rates of the Carribbean

Truly, TRULY terrible. Well done.

 

[zagatoes30]

Cost of living news.

A pork pie in Jamaica costs $2.00
A pork pie in Barbados costs $2.50
A pork pie in Trinidad and Tobago costs $3.00

These are the pie rates of the Carribbean

Terrible and a repeat - top marks

 

[DLax69]

Terrible and a repeat - top marks

Twice as nice?

 

[MarkMas]

I'm thinking of getting a tattoo like this.

It's really a public service.



Sometimes people need a shoulder to crayon.

 

[zagatoes30]

I'm thinking of getting a tattoo like this.

It's really a public service.



Sometimes people need a shoulder to crayon.

FFS, but did make me smile

 

[Ebenezer]

Concentrate on car modding!
Eb

 

[midlifecrisis]

Just found out that owls find it difficult to mate in rainy weather.

It's too wet to woo...

 

[mowlas]

I won an award for most secretive person in the office. I can’t tell you what winning this means to me.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Melons are very strict on their rules for marriage because they cantaloupe.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Did you hear about that tit Farage not eating his BLT sandwich?
Not because the Bacon was Danish, or the pomodoro tomatoes from Italy but because the lettuce was Romaine ...

 

[DLax69]

I won an award for most secretive person in the office. I can’t tell you what winning this means to me.

Had a friend whose elderly spinster aunt, when asked about a function she didn't want to attend, would always reply "you can't imagine the time I had."

 

[philw696]