Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

My therapist asked me what my coping strategies in stressful situations were.

I responded that I mostly use sarcasm and personal attacks.

She asked how that was working for me.

And I replied, "Yeah, it's brilliantly effective, dumbasss!"

 

[mowlas]

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I should be so lucky…

 

[Andyk]

I should be so lucky…

Lucky, lucky, lucky.

 

[zagatoes30]

 

[DLax69]

Caveating that I haven't played a video game in twenty years (or more)...

 

[midlifecrisis]

My sister's boyfriend doesn't get her fruit and veg based sense of humour...

I told her to let the man go....

 

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[Flint]

If you ever pick up a hitchhiker and they say something like .......... how do you know I'm not a mad axe-murderer ?

Just say ....... Nah, what's the chance of two of us being in the same place at the same time ?

 

[philw696]

 

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