Terrible Jokes Thread
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lozcb
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I hear down at Jimmy,s farm there developing pig meat to taste just like cabbage , they are hoping to expand the range for brocoli and spinach and carrots
Swedish Paul
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Ohio?
DLax69
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Why not? Isn't Ashtabula rather well known for its proximity to Asia and/or the tropics...?
happydaze
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Old lady complains to the police about the man next door. Policeman goes around to her house to check it out.
"He walks about completely naked, you can see him through that window" she said, pointing to the window.
"I'm 6'4", and I can't even see out of that window" said the cop.
"You can if you stand on that chair" replied the old dear...
"He walks about completely naked, you can see him through that window" she said, pointing to the window.
"I'm 6'4", and I can't even see out of that window" said the cop.
"You can if you stand on that chair" replied the old dear...
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I went to the doctors this week as I have a very sore anus. The doctor asked where was it sore. I said not inside but all around the entry area. He passed for a moment and said you may want it stop calling it an entry to start with otherwise it will never get better.
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lozcb
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Thats me that is
midlifecrisis
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I don't think it's just you on here
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I have some lengths of mahogany which came from Dewhurst’s butchers shop counter in Camberley in 1993. Will come in useful some day I expect.
