Terrible Jokes Thread

[Vampyrebat]

Different...er...strokes...for different folks!

'Whatchew talken bout Willis'?!

 

[davy83]

Cod knows

you don't appreciate the scale of the problem.

 

[midlifecrisis]

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Or 5 Jimmy Krankie....

 

[mowlas]

An oldy but goldy…

 

[CatmanV2]

I've just stolen Satan's wig. There's ****'s toupee!

C

 

[CatmanV2]

I once went to a lecture about counterfeiting money…
Can't remember much about it though. We weren't allowed to make notes

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

A strange object spotted floating over Texas

 

[midlifecrisis]

Can't think why these shopping bags aren't selling...

 

[DLax69]

 

[Swedish Paul]

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You are an evil man. Evil I tells ya.

 

[DLax69]

You are an evil man. Evil I tells ya.

The thread does say "Terrible"...!

 

[gb-gta]

you don't appreciate the scale of the problem.

There will be plenty in Scotland having a whale of a time this weekend now she’s gone.

 

[mowlas]

"Did you know there are 27 bones in your hand?"

"28 when I'm lonely"

C’mon man, get a grip!

But does remind me of that wise, old Confucian saying:

“Man who go to bed with stiff problem, wake up with solution in hand.”

Or indeed:

“Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day long.”

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Storm Otto has blown the roof off our local cheese factory...
There's de brie everywhere..

C

 

[lozcb]

https://www.lowestoftjournal.co.uk/...oil-stolen-lowestoft-tandoori-two-men/?ref=wa

East Anglian style Indian takeaway ...........One way of looking at it

 

[CatmanV2]

https://www.lowestoftjournal.co.uk/...oil-stolen-lowestoft-tandoori-two-men/?ref=wa

East Anglian style Indian takeaway ...........One way of looking at it

Increasingly common apparently

C

 

[philw696]

 

[mowlas]

Storm Otto has blown the roof off our local cheese factory...
There's de brie everywhere..

C

Do I look like I give Edam?

 

[DLax69]