Terrible Jokes Thread

[Mavster]

Why would he be shagging a coach!?

C

Oh er Mr Baraclough

 

[Felonious Crud]

Why would he be shagging a coach!?

C

Why not?

Bloody pervert.

 

[zagatoes30]

Whatever. I love the film, and have been to a stage show. In full 'dress'

C

Would you believe we have a big, and I mean big, box of Rocky costumes - wife and her friend are big fans who would go to multiple showings on the same tour in different locations. I certainly have seen Mrs Zs friend more times in her underwear than I have seen her fully dressed.

 

[Scaf]

How do football players stay cool during the World Cup in Qatar ?

Every seat has a fan in it

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[Wattie]

Made me Chuckle!

 

[midlifecrisis]

Any of our American cousins fancy this?

 

[CatmanV2]

I have the t-shirt!

C

 

[GTVGEOFF]

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Wattle
Just a bit of friendly advice, I think its time to sober up!

 

[Wattie]

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Wattle
Just a bit of friendly advice, I think its time to sober up!

Jaffle,
Just a bit of friendly advice.If you don’t like the joke, just ignore it.

 

[GTVGEOFF]

Wattie
Sorry if I offended, it was meant lighthearted but on re- reading could have been put better.
I had to look for a while to see what you was referring to. Guess I lived up to the thread title.

 

[Oishi]

Any of our American cousins fancy this?

I went some years ago...
It was a blast.

 

[Wattie]

If you’re on a tight budget this year and are looking for a way to save money this Christmas now is the perfect time to tell the kids that Santa didn’t make it through the pandemic.

 

[Wattie]

Wattie
Sorry if I offended, it was meant lighthearted but on re- reading could have been put better.
I had to look for a while to see what you was referring to. Guess I lived up to the thread title.

Nae Bother

 

[Wattie]

Looks like Santa got my Christmas list!

 

[daverichardson]

A headless Santa?

 

[midlifecrisis]

Times are tough but be careful in heating your homes.

 

[Nibby]

 

[mowlas]

 

[Flint]