Terrible Jokes Thread
Vampyrebat Member Messages 3,133 Dec 13, 2022 #2,743 I saw this lad sneak onto the bus this morning without paying, and I thought to myself............He's got balls!
I saw this lad sneak onto the bus this morning without paying, and I thought to myself............He's got balls!
Wattie Member Messages 8,640 Dec 13, 2022 #2,746 philw696 said: @Wattie you've let yourself go mate View attachment 109256 Click to expand... @philw696 I’m more concerned about Kel!!!!
philw696 said: @Wattie you've let yourself go mate View attachment 109256 Click to expand... @philw696 I’m more concerned about Kel!!!!
Wattie Member Messages 8,640 Dec 13, 2022 #2,747 For all those that wore face masks alone in the car, the new outdoor seatbelt is now available.
philw696 Member Messages 25,706 Dec 14, 2022 #2,748 Wattie said: @philw696 I’m more concerned about Kel!!!! Click to expand... Don't show her as she will not be happy with me
Wattie said: @philw696 I’m more concerned about Kel!!!! Click to expand... Don't show her as she will not be happy with me
MarkMas Chief pedant Messages 9,040 Dec 14, 2022 #2,749 I quite like parts of my construction job... Drilling holes in girders boring, but joining them together is riveting.
I quite like parts of my construction job... Drilling holes in girders boring, but joining them together is riveting.
Wattie Member Messages 8,640 Dec 14, 2022 #2,750 “Lockdown affected us all” - Jennifer Aniston - Last edited: Dec 14, 2022
mowlas Member Messages 1,747 Dec 14, 2022 #2,751 I was sorry to hear today that the woman who created the mobile phone package where you supply your own handset has sadly passed away. R.I.P Simone Lee
I was sorry to hear today that the woman who created the mobile phone package where you supply your own handset has sadly passed away. R.I.P Simone Lee
Wattie Member Messages 8,640 Dec 14, 2022 #2,753 A pre internet chat room using the original version of windows.
Felonious Crud Administrator Staff member Messages 21,294 Dec 15, 2022 #2,757 'Holy infant so tender and mild' implies the existence of a cursed infant, so chewy and spicy.
mowlas Member Messages 1,747 Dec 15, 2022 #2,758 philw696 said: View attachment 109333 Click to expand... Drove by one of these the other day… got the cold shoulder.
philw696 said: View attachment 109333 Click to expand... Drove by one of these the other day… got the cold shoulder.
Wattie Member Messages 8,640 Dec 16, 2022 #2,760 This Christmas my family would appreciate your prayers. We’ve just found out that Grandad is addicted to viagra. No-ones taken it harder than Grandma.
This Christmas my family would appreciate your prayers. We’ve just found out that Grandad is addicted to viagra. No-ones taken it harder than Grandma.