Terrible Jokes Thread

[spkennyuk]

Worse still if the confusion is the other way around and nudists turn up at nature reserves. They’ll find themselves hanging out in all the wrong places.

They already do. They just gave that hobby a different name !

 

[daverichardson]

I dare not play that video

 

[mowlas]

 

[Andyk]

Just love it. Epic scene that you just can never get tired of watching.

 

[midlifecrisis]

I can't believe that some local rsoles are letting off fireworks. It's not even Halloween!
My poor dog I'd hiding under the Christmas Tree.

 

[safrane]

I can't believe that some local rsoles are letting off fireworks. It's not even Halloween!
My poor dog I'd hiding under the Christmas Tree.

See 2297

 

[mowlas]

Surely the next logical development for self-driving technology?

 

[safrane]

Our current Government...

 

[mowlas]

Reminds me of the old Confucian saying: "Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse."

 

[safrane]

Not quite.

TERRIBLE JOKES THREAD = Our current Government

 

[mowlas]

Perhaps it’s time to re-open the politics poo bin thread? Up to the forum owner and mods, obviously. Perhaps if we all promise not to try to re-analyse or re-legislate the ‘B’ thing? All commit to constructively discussing ways to move on?

 

[philw696]

I can't believe the British Government can have any credibility left having cost the Country Billions over the last few weeks.
People are going to be paying for this for a very long time.

 

[daverichardson]

There has been no credibility for decades now

 

[Oneball]

There has been no credibility for decades now

Im not sure about decades, but at least the last 6 hours when it turned into another political moaning thread.

 

[happydaze]

Let's get back to 'terrible'...

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?

 

[Wattie]

Did you hear Kwasi Kwarteng flew back from the U.S. first class?
Apparently they didn’t want him near Business or Economy!

 

[philw696]

Did you hear Kwasi Kwarteng flew back from the U.S. first class?
Apparently they didn’t want him near Business or Economy!

Best one of the week that mate

 

[Nibby]

 

[Chiveroni]

Let's get back to 'terrible'...

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?

Two cannibals sharing a tourist in the jungle. One says to the other "how you enjoying this white flesh?". His mate responds "I'm having a ball".....

 

[Flint]

Two cannibals having a fancy meal.
" Pass the finger bowl will you ? "
" Oh, I'm sorry, they've all gone "