Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

Wetherspoons toilets are getting more challenging!

 

[midlifecrisis]

Wetherspoons toilets are getting more challenging!
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That's the Site Manager's Suite, so he can from a great height...

 

[midlifecrisis]

You lot are all robots.

 

[doodlebug]

I’ve had a request to become someone’s imaginary friend.

I’m absolutely made up.

 

[philw696]

Does that mean you can tackle the fires from them or is that level 4

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

Seattle is pretty rainy, it's true, and the nearby mountain peak is Rainier.

 

[Nibby]

 

[philw696]

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[CatmanV2]

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I was *just* about to post that
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[Flint]

 

[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Nibby]

Them people who fly tip mattresses
I don’t know how they sleep at night

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Genie: Whats your first wish?
Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what's your second wish?
Rich:. I want lots of money.

C

 

[MarkMas]

I can't find my thesaurus, and now I'm cross. Very cross. Very, very cross. Like really cross, y'know.

 

[Ebenezer]

You always have to raise the tone don't you?
Eb

 

[CatmanV2]

C