Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

During the cold weather, schools are asking parents to work at least two sets of pyjamas when picking up and dropping off their children

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[MarkMas]

I was going to make a joke about time travel, but you lot didn't like it, so I didn't.

 

[CatmanV2]

One for @midlifecrisis ?

When you fall asleep at the controls, and the autopilot just keeps going....




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[CatmanV2]

My agent now thinks I should move from comedy into writing fiction. You couldn't make it up!

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[midlifecrisis]

One for @midlifecrisis ?

When you fall asleep at the controls, and the autopilot just keeps going....

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I dunno, two pilots asleep and autopilot would just circle round the last waypoint...ask @BennyD he drove those things...

 

[MarkMas]

One for @midlifecrisis ?

When you fall asleep at the controls, and the autopilot just keeps going....

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Sorry to be 'that guy' (again) , but it looked like a Great Circle from somewhere like Anchorage to W Europe to me, and sure enough....

KZ4 (NCA4) Nippon Cargo Flight Tracking and History - FlightAware

Track Nippon Cargo (KZ) #4 flight from Narita Int'l to Anchorage Intl

uk.flightaware.com

 

[CatmanV2]

Sorry to be 'that guy' (again) , but it looked like a Great Circle from somewhere like Anchorage to W Europe to me, and sure enough....

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KZ4 (NCA4) Nippon Cargo Flight Tracking and History - FlightAware

Track Nippon Cargo (KZ) #4 flight from Narita Int'l to Anchorage Intl

uk.flightaware.com

I wasn't terribly serious, you know

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[zagatoes30]

I wasn't terribly serious, you know

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As if

 

[philw696]

 

[Flint]

You could call that the "Country & Western" look.

Or, as we say around here; 'somec**tfrompreston'.

 

[MarkMas]

I wasn't terribly serious, you know

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Of course! But I was just wondering what was going on with the image and data....

 

[MarkMas]

I wasn't terribly serious, you know

But it is a real thing:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/20/world/africa/ethiopian-airlines-sleeping-pilots.html

Pilot who fell asleep mid-flight and missed airport 'hadn't slept for 24 hours'

The pilot overshot the Australian airport by 78km

www.independent.co.uk

Half of British pilots admit to falling asleep in cockpit - survey

More than half of British airline pilots say they have fallen asleep in the cockpit, a survey said, ahead of an EU vote on flying hours which a pilots' association said could compromise flight safety.

www.reuters.com

 

[skiman]

Reminds me of Bob Monkhouse: "When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep - as my grandfather did - not screaming in terror like his 47 passengers."

 

[CatmanV2]

Nevermore!

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[Nibby]

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[DLax69]

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Any chance they will also stop recording? You know, electricity, oil, garbage...

 

[zagatoes30]

Any chance they will also stop recording? You know, electricity, oil, garbage...

We can hope

 

[Wack61]