Terrible Jokes Thread

[Gazcw]

 

[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

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[philw696]

The Future.

 

[Nibby]

 

[midlifecrisis]

Back on topic, I walked to the shop to get some things for my lunch, I asked if they had any french dressing? The salesman just looked at me and huffed 'no, I didn't order any so we're out' . He didn't seem to care, I didn't think he has any vine-regrette...

I'd get a taxi but it's quicker walking...

 

[zagatoes30]

Back on topic, I walked to the shop to get some things for my lunch, I asked if they had any french dressing? The salesman just looked at me and huffed 'no, I didn't order any so we're out' . He didn't seem to care, I didn't think he has any vine-regrette...

I'd get a taxi but it's quicker walking...

Doh ! Certainly on topic that's terrible

 

[CatmanV2]

Not a terrible joke, but an existential nightmare.....

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1706433356186161479

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[CatmanV2]

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[mowlas]

Will glass coffins ever be a success? Remains to be seen.

 

[spkennyuk]

Red wine sold in a box is now called Cardbordeaux !

 

[Wack61]

 

[midlifecrisis]

I read in the paper that scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri Dish...

The results speak for themselves...

 

[philw696]

 

[zagatoes30]

 

[CatmanV2]

Just teasing

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[Elenor6]

Husband: Honey, the neighbor is washing the car with his son again!
Wife: Poor kid! Go over there and tell him to use a sponge instead.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Reminds me of ‘Grannie used to go out and fetch in the coal in her nightdress. We bought her a bucket, but she said her nightdress held more.’

 

[CatmanV2]

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[midlifecrisis]

Excuse the spelling...not mine.