Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

Excuse the spelling...not me. View attachment 119401

Now is that Fact Checked young man ?

 

[midlifecrisis]

Now is that Fact Checked young man ?

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Nearly 200 to choose from,

 

[philw696]

 

[zagatoes30]

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When I first saw this image I thought it was going to be a Wexford beach joke but that reference probably means nothing to any of you

 

[Flint]

You are correct.
It doesn't

 

[philw696]

Second that I'm lost in France as Bonnie Tyler sang

 

[CatmanV2]

Second that I'm lost in France as Bonnie Tyler sang

Je suis une rock star! (Yes I know, different song)

C

 

[zagatoes30]

You are correct.
It doesn't

Last weekend a trawler ran aground just off Wexford, the crew of 2 were really reluctant to leave the ship. It now turns out the trawler was only bought a couple of days before and it was just under the size that needed a tracker and it appears that it was bought to bring in a large drugs cargo from a larger ship further out at sea. Both ships have now been impounded and found to be carrying a large amount of cocaine but some of the cargo had already been thrown overboard.

Lots of jokes about what you can now find on Wexford beaches

 

[midlifecrisis]

Geeky jokes that'll go right over Phil's head....

Why are scandinavians so good at editing files in Linux? Because their ancestors are vi-kings

Why are Linux programmers so introverted? Because they never get out of their shell...

Vampires use Linux because they don't like WIndows in their house...

And don't worry Linux isn't magic, it sudo science....

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Geeky jokes that'll go right over Phil's head....

Why are scandinavians so good at editing files in Linux? Because their ancestors are vi-kings

Why are Linux programmers so introverted? Because they never get out of their shell...

Vampires use Linux because they don't like WIndows in their house...

And don't worry Linux isn't magic, it sudo science....

Stolen for my team!

C

 

[philw696]

Result there Chaps I'm totally lost

 

[Nibby]

 

[Nibby]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Gazcw]

 

[Scaf]

I always carry a picture of my wife in my wallet,

It reminds me of why there is never any ‘kin money in there

 

[midlifecrisis]

Salma Kayak

 

[Vampyrebat]

Made me giggle!

 

[philw696]