Terrible Jokes Thread

MarkMas

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Does a good thesaurus give you a semi, Mark?

And now I am reminded of the finest pair of definitions in the finest book in the history of comedy, "The Meaning of Liff".

Stibb (STIB) n. An unwelcome poke in the ribs by someone who hardly knows you. “Mr Robert Maxwell stibbed Her Royal Highness repeatedly with his huby (q.v.).”

Huby (HEW-bee) n. A half erection large enough to be a publicly embarrassing bulge in the trousers, but not large enough to be of any use to anybody.
 

CatmanV2

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And now I am reminded of the finest pair of definitions in the finest book in the history of comedy, "The Meaning of Liff".

Stibb (STIB) n. An unwelcome poke in the ribs by someone who hardly knows you. “Mr Robert Maxwell stibbed Her Royal Highness repeatedly with his huby (q.v.).”

Huby (HEW-bee) n. A half erection large enough to be a publicly embarrassing bulge in the trousers, but not large enough to be of any use to anybody.
Oundle: The sound made by a hubcap coming off a car and rolling to a stop.

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Phil H

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Lost me totally now feel like BoJo in a Cobra meeting :)
Cabinet Office Briefing Room A, or Carrie's Old BRA?

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