Terrible Jokes Thread

[midlifecrisis]

A new literacy campaign by the New Zealand Governmemnt has been launched.

Before games the almighty All Blacks will now perform a haiku.

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

 

[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records...

Then the woman in Waterstones asked to put it back in my trousers and leave the shop...

 

[MarkMas]

A new literacy campaign by the New Zealand Governmemnt has been launched.

Before games the almighty All Blacks will now perform a haiku.

I learned this last week.

 

[DLax69]

Stalin appears to Putin in a dream.​

"Why is everything here so bad?" asks Putin, "What should I do to make Russia great again?"
"Execute half the population and paint the Kremlin blue" says Stalin.
"Why blue?" asks the inquisitive Putin.
"I knew you wouldn't object to the first part," says Stalin.

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[doodlebug]

A new literacy campaign by the New Zealand Governmemnt has been launched.

Before games the almighty All Blacks will now perform a haiku.

Maybe you could benefit from it MLC?

 

[midlifecrisis]

Maybe you could benefit from it MLC?

Grammar Putin

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Alex72]

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Flat Earthers are amazing. Carl Froch the ex boxer is famously a Flat Earther. He also then said he was going to knock Jake Paul into f*****g orbit!

 

[Scaf]

 

[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

Definition of an Intellectual:
A person who listens to the William Tell Overture and does not think of the Lone Ranger

 

[2b1ask1]

the Lone Ranger

He gives useless financial advice!

 

[philw696]