Terrible Jokes Thread
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Had a colonoscopy yesterday. This joke is discriminatory against people who know how beautiful their colon is. I hope that the moderators take appropriate steps.
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To fully assess your colon's aesthetic qualities, the forum moderators have convened a Colon Classiche Certification scheme. Subject to a rigorous inspection, conducted at no charge by @dem maser, and the payment of a nominal fee of £1,000 in used bank notes (EUR or GBP), colons over 20 years old can be issued with a certificate of conformance. Extra points will be awarded for colons free of tears, polyps, lumps, bumps and brown stuff and which the moderators deem worthy of recognition.
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I can confirm that my colon has been rigorously examined and all repairs have been done using OEM parts. No further exam is necessary and if I forward the requisite fee (once someone has landed on my Mayfair hotel) a certificate of Classische conformity will be supplied. I would add that my colon has a distinguished racing history being involved in the great Silverstone kebab episode of 1987 where it almost overtook the entire field on the way to the cubicle causing us to nearly miss Mansell's great drive.
