Terrible Jokes Thread

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Man murdered pregnant wife by pushing her off Arthur's Seat

Fawziyah Javed was killed by Kashif Anwar after telling her mother she was going to leave him.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

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Nailed, screwed, glued and facebooked.....

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener

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But this is:

 

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They've just remade an Arnold Shwarzenegger movie with music by the Beach Boys!

It's called...



Conan the Ba-ba-ba-bar-barian

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These things happen

 

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Brilliant!

 

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Police suspect fowl play...

 

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