Terrible Jokes Thread

[Felonious Crud]

I went to donate some blood today, but so many questions, you'd think the hard up NHS would be more accepting but I'm not going back.

Who's blood is that?
Where did it come from?
Why is it in a bucket?

That reminds me, what happened to Spoons?

 

[CatmanV2]

Breaking news: A newly discovered mummy in Egypt appears to be covered in chocolate an nuts.

Archeologists have tentatively named the mummy Pharaoh Rocher

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[BJL]

 

[midlifecrisis]

That reminds me, what happened to Spoons?

Say Candyman three times and he'll reappear...

 

[Nibby]

 

[MarkMas]

Why do Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs?
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Because they are Inca hoots.

 

[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

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Suddenly I think I might want a gravestone after all!

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[midlifecrisis]

Which reminds me, Spike Milligan (RIP)


‘Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite’, translates as ‘I told you I was ill’

 

[Nibby]

 

[MarkMas]

Suddenly I think I might want a gravestone after all!

C

My wife has already got mine worked out.

Psalm 37 v 37

 

[DLax69]

 

[Ebenezer]

I think mine will be "I didn't get where I am today by succeeding"
Eb

 

[2b1ask1]

“Surpassed by his Tamagotchi!”

 

[CatmanV2]

Sounds like some of our more 'adventurous' members

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[CatmanV2]

Not a joke but what sort of sick mind....

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[HenrysDad]

Did you hear about the never-ending joke? It doesn't live up to its name.

 

[MarkMas]

 

[Andyk]

Yep…

 

[DLax69]

Not a joke but what sort of sick mind....

C

That would drive me batty...just the pic raised my BP a few points.