Terrible Jokes Thread
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MarkMas
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This reminds me of a great line in Mick Herron's Slough House.
A sleazy journalist suggests to a senior spook that she be interviewed on his TV channel.
She has a great response:
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Den, I hope their B-sides are better than their A-sides, lol...don't know whether it's good or bad that I'm old enough to know what you are talking about. One of my kiddos, who actually has a decent vinyl collection, asked me about B-sides after finding my copy of this:
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DLax69
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Had a girlfriend who had stage IV cancer at one point...and she's be inpatient for chemo or something, and I'd walk outside to get some air...and there were always cancer ward nurses smoking by the side door...guess same goes for overweight doctors lecturing about lifestyle choices, or politic...er. Will stop there.
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Is there a phone number
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And no nicotine in tap water either , I dunno ...whats the world coming too
zagatoes30
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My version of this
Seven dwarves in a bath feeling Happy so Happy got out so they all started feeling Grumpy
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You should be grateful, here it led to this lot, there's a flute some where as well, considering neither Mrs Z or me have an ounce of musical ability we have 2 daughters that seem to be able to play anything they pick up
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