God bless Tommy CooperLawyers just called.
I’ve apparently inherited a painting and a violin which have turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Not if you have a Night Fever
I applied to join a yoga class. They asked if I was flexible. I said I can’t do Tuesdays.My wife asked me to join her at her Yoga class this evening. I declined and told her that would put me in an awkward position.
I applied to join a jogs class. They asked if I was flexible. I said I can’t do Tuesdays.
God bless Tommy Cooper.
Bloody thing.I suspect autocorrect has been at your post again....
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I applied to join a yoga class. They asked if I was flexible. I said I can’t do Tuesdays.
God bless Tommy Cooper.
Oh no. How will England fans manage to watch 90mins of football without beer. What has the world come too when beer is banned.. FFS. Headline news. Really!!