St. Bins Day?

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[zagatoes30]

St Bins day here and the nice monks not only accepted our offerings they also took all the wrapping from the gifts from Santa which were in a box at the side just in case.

I knew that extra Xmas offering would help

 

[zagatoes30]

Thread resurrection as it is Lord of the Bins day today

 

[CatmanV2]

Thread resurrection as it is Lord of the Bins day today

He speaketh true

C

 

[Burf22]

'Tis the feast of recycling in this parish and so a wonderous display of bins and supplementary cardboard will be a joy to behold for any good burghers passing by our home this misty morn. Happy St Bins Day!

 

[MarkMas]

As I was away in London, MrsMarkMas was responsible for conveying the St Bin offerings of recyclable materials and scraps of food to the kerbside altar. It did not go well.

 

[midlifecrisis]

As I was away in London, MrsMarkMas was responsible for conveying the St Bin offerings of recyclable materials and scraps of food to the kerbside altar. It did not go well.

Much gnashing of teeth?

 

[MarkMas]

Much gnashing of teeth?

And wailing.

 

[DLax69]

Honored yesterday...but glad of the Resurrection today! For, yea, though I walk through the valley of detritus, I shall fear no cans as they have been well separated from the mix of papers...

 

[RSM Masser]

Today I pay tribute to the Monks of St Bin, the chariot of stench shall not pass without countless offerings from my humble abode.

I’ve got a few mates round and we are smashing into a few beers, filling up the recycling bin!

 

[midlifecrisis]

Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since I put my bins out and I don't think I'll put it out next week My offerings were paltry and I haven't generated much sh!t recently.

 

[DLax69]

Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since I put my bins out and I don't think I'll put it out next week My offerings were paltry and I haven't generated much sh!t recently.

You, sir, are Failing at Consumerism. Western civilization and Capitalism depend on YOU. Like Smokey the Bear and forest fires...

 

[RSM Masser]

Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since I put my bins out and I don't think I'll put it out next week My offerings were paltry and I haven't generated much sh!t recently.

Still talking it - of course

 

[Markc]

St Bin, why has’t thou forsaken me! Thine Monks in thy Chariot of Stench rejected this morningtide offering in the bin that is wheelie and anointed blue. A scroll was left that spoke of ‘no plastic carrier bags’. There was but one broken bag of the carrier, the miserable c*nts! Revenge will be mine oh Lord, in one half cycle of the moon doth pass and the box that be black shall be loaded with broken goblets and a scroll of mine own which shall readeth ‘chew on that ye w@nkers’!

 

[DLax69]

Offering made and accepted

 

[DLax69]

Offering made...remains to be seen if it shall be found wanting.

 

[zagatoes30]

Forgot the offering this morning as it was early but fortunately we have a remote control, well actually it is Mrs Z who with a gentle reminder ensured that we keep the Monks fulfilled.

 

[CatmanV2]

I have many offerings of cardboard today. Hopefully the monks will look kindly as we won't be around to take them back

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

I loaded my cart to make a special pilgrimage to the shrine that is the dump. Only to find that it is closed on Thursdays from October to March to great wailing and gnashing of teeth. I will have to unload and go again next week.

 

[CatmanV2]

In our environs one is now required to reserve a time at which one may make ones offerings at the cathedral.....

C