Could you suspend reality for a little while.
Stop. Clear your mind. Relax. Breathe deeply.
And imagine Jack Nicholson as President of
the United States.
There'd be parties in the White House so wild, JFK would spin in
his grave like a propeller. There'd be a procession of first ladies
emerging each morning, with wild bedroom hair.
Obviously he'd be a Democratic President and as a Republican,
could you sit across the negotiating table from Jack f**king
Nicholson and not give him any darned thing he wants.
Filling the VP slot might require a bit more thought.
Or maybe a bit less.
If he were still alive, Robin Williams would get my vote, because
he and Jack were great friends and nobody would ever be able to
play one off against the other.
Nuts to even contemplate you might say. However, if Arnie had been
born in the U.S. he might well have been President. We know that he
wanted the office. Badly.