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Can I borrow your MM calculator, please? I don't buy a season ticket to go to London. In fact I barely go out! Mrs C is still not keen on me buying another car though
C
Ahhh, it's not a Man-Maths Calculator you need. It's a Man-Excuse Generator(TM)*. Every man should own one.
*Guaranteed to not work. Guaranteed to pi55 her off even more than if you just shrugged and said 'yeah, wevs'.