The good morning thread

[Felonious Crud]

I’m sure there are one or two happy ones around.
You might be cross and it may spoil your week if she finds one.

I'm sure she could help convert them from happy to cross.

 

[MrPea]

Hello everyone!
I'm pleased to say the St. Bin has just accepted my food and recycling offerings, in spite of my lack of exotic gifts from the Amazon this time. His angels for beaming with smiles as they glowed in resplendant high-vis yellow and orange.
Time to get some brekky stuff to some children.
HapPea Monday!

 

[GeoffCapes]

Morning all. Office today. A few conference calls, a few bits of chasing stuff up, and then back to trying to get more business.

Then I might slope off to go for a ride on the bike.

 

[2b1ask1]

The disciples of St.Bin also made their collections here today but were rather later than the norm, still they separated the blacks from the orange and card bearers. You would think in these times of unison it would be a practice scorned upon! The greens however will be by separate collection later still!

 

[Manc5]

Bit of delayed good morning.. Having 4 days off on leave, had some fence work to do this morning but rain stopped play. I am going to steal the wife's car, as I am currently car less, and off to have a drive by and walk around this... https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202007101090745

 

[2b1ask1]

Dogupdate:

After waiting over an hour and a half at Pets 4 Vets the lad is home with his sore bumhole!

Drain to stay in for another two days at least, it stinks when it drips and he is clearly in a lot of pain but even so he shot out of the place!

 

[CatmanV2]

...sort of good news then!

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

Nice lampshade....

Glad to see he's back.

 

[2b1ask1]

...sort of good news then!

C

well I’m a bag of sand lighter in the wallet but that is academic as long as he is on the mend. Happy he is home and I’m sure he’ll continue to improve.

 

[2b1ask1]

Nice lampshade....

Glad to see he's back.

Yes an Adamesque cone of shame!

 

[Felonious Crud]

Yes an Adamesque cone of shame!

Big Dog, Newton, I feel for you, brother. We are Brothers in Cones.

 

[2b1ask1]

Big Dog, Newton, I feel for you, brother. We are Brothers in Cones.

I’ll let him know

 

[CatmanV2]

well I’m a bag of sand lighter in the wallet but that is academic as long as he is on the mend. Happy he is home and I’m sure he’ll continue to improve.

Eeek. No isurance?

C

 

[2b1ask1]

Eeek. No isurance?

C

As mentioned on Sunday, the insurance is next to useless, Jeanette saw the headlines and didn’t read the small print! £500 annual single issue limit with £300 excess but she saw £3,000 annual limit. Also lots of other copouts that mean I’ll be lucky to see £200 back after a fight.

 

[midlifecrisis]

As mentioned on Sunday, the insurance is next to useless, Jeanette saw the headlines and didn’t read the small print! £500 annual single issue limit with £300 excess but she saw £3,000 annual limit. Also lots of other copouts that mean I’ll be lucky to see £200 back after a fight.

You won't be renewing that then...does your home insurance cover it?

 

[GeoffCapes]

Dogupdate:

After waiting over an hour and a half at Pets 4 Vets the lad is home with his sore bumhole!

Drain to stay in for another two days at least, it stinks when it drips and he is clearly in a lot of pain but even so he shot out of the place!

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Anyone notice the similarity between Newtons dogs ailments and one of Dem's conquests the morning after?

 

[2b1ask1]

Anyone notice the similarity between Newtons dogs ailments and one of Dem's conquests the morning after?

yeah but my dog didn’t bring it on himself!

 

[Felonious Crud]

Anyone notice the similarity between Newtons dogs ailments and one of Dem's conquests the morning after?

The humiliation..?

 

[Ebenezer]

Big Dog, Newton, I feel for you, brother. We are Brothers in Cones.

Now I understand. Someone has been trying unsucessfully to cure your verbal diarrhoea!
Eb

 

[Felonious Crud]

Now I understand. Someone has been trying unsucessfully to cure your verbal diarrhoea!
Eb

The cone was on the wrong end, Eb.