Terrible Jokes Thread

[DLax69]

Do you have busses?

All kinds. Blunder, CAN, school...

 

[CatmanV2]

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[Swedish Paul]

Have you not seen Speed?

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I knew someone was going to mention that classic film. I’m waiting for school busses and greyhounds.

 

[Wack61]

 

[zagatoes30]

Don't start the how do you name contacts in your phone it always causes a big argument here. I'm old and it is First Name, Last Name, then Company, or Social Group everyone else in this house is much more random

 

[midlifecrisis]

Nonce special collection of 70s annuals for sale. Please contact Prisoner 67883 HMP Pentonville.

 

[CatmanV2]

Apparently Scientists have recently discovered that the first 2 people on earth were actually cockneys…
Would you Adam and Eve it

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[CatmanV2]

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[Andyk]

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Now that I must try.

 

[zagatoes30]

Now that I must try.

Small things amuse small ..... - actually best stop there

 

[Nibby]

Little known fact

Before crowbars were invented crows use to drink at home.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Little known fact

Before crowbars were invented crows use to drink at home.

Inna similar vein, what did we call barn owls before we built barns?

 

[safrane]

Is an orange called an orange because its orange?

Or

Is orange called orange because it the colour of an orange?

 

[midlifecrisis]

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

 

[CatmanV2]

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[DLax69]

Nonce special collection of 70s annuals for sale. Please contact Prisoner 67883 HMP Pentonville.

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You made me see this: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-64946392

 

[Nibby]

 

[philw696]

 

[Nibby]

 

[DLax69]

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Not from me. Will be the same old sorry sack I have been. Hope that is neither surprising nor disappointing.