Terrible Jokes Thread

[doodlebug]

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That bears a remarkable resemblance to a former Scottish member of this forum, now living on The Gold Coast, and his Kiwi bodybuilder missus.

 

[Nibby]

 

[Nibby]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Phil H]

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Not enough!

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[philw696]

 

[Nibby]

 

[philw696]

 

[midlifecrisis]

Do those shoes have two tongues each... either way, despite them being dead; they still have a sole...

 

[midlifecrisis]

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Repeat please....

 

[happydaze]

Do those shoes have two tongues each... either way, despite them being dead; they still have a sole...

The left sole would marked L.

The right would be an R sole...

 

[philw696]

 

[Wack61]

 

[Ewan]

What do I know about dwarfs?

Very little.

 

[philw696]

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[MarkMas]