Marco07
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Looks crepé to me
Terrible Jokes Thread
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mowlas
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Perfect for some sweet and tandoor love-making.
spkennyuk
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That reminds me. Our local curry house organised a fund raiser night after the indian earth quake in 2013.
The menu high lights were. Pappa gone, nan dead and chicken bury aunty.
Please dont say its too soon
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When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.
Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life son, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.'
Then he passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.
When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!
I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly.
I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone.
I couldn't sleep without a night light for many years.
I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.
It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.
Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life.
The dead ******* had a twin.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.
Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life son, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.'
Then he passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.
When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!
I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly.
I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone.
I couldn't sleep without a night light for many years.
I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.
It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.
Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life.
The dead ******* had a twin.
crepé????? crêpe surely! Phil help out.
philw696
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Crêpes
mowlas
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And if they were in the process of dying, it wouldn’t have helped if they were accidentally taken to the causality dept instead of casualty!
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Does that mean you don't have to worry if you are married?
MarkMas
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That reminds me that my wife has planned my epitaph. Apparently my gravestone will just read: Psalm 37:37
Is she also planning a date?
It is well known that life is the major cause of death.
philw696
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Could do one with pineapple rings for Zep as he found this one funny
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She can’t wait to get rid of you then “the end of that man is peace”.