Terrible Jokes Thread

[Felonious Crud]

 

[Felonious Crud]

 

[CatmanV2]

Should probably be in the rant thread, but I feel I have to share this angry post



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[Gazcw]

 

[GeoffCapes]

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You could put something similar on the rev counter to show how many pounds you were burning!

 

[Felonious Crud]

You could put something similar on the rev counter to show how many pounds you were burning!

I'd really rather not. Dem still smells of unburned fuel.

 

[CatmanV2]

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[Gazcw]

I'd really rather not. Dem still smells of unburned fuel.

He needs a wipe down with some kind of cleaner.

 

[Gransport Devon]

Did you hear about the Brown Paper Cowboy ?
They hung him for rustling .

 

[Gransport Devon]

Saw this ciggie and ashtray ensemble in a branch of Sainsbury's, apparently it's a cake .

 

[philw696]

He needs a wipe down with some kind of cleaner.

Bromide

 

[Zep]

A jump lead walks into a bar.
The barman says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

 

[Gransport Devon]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb ?
A fish.

 

[Gransport Devon]

Why are there no pain killers in the jungle ?
Because the parrots eat 'em all .

 

[CatmanV2]

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[CatmanV2]

Unfortunate place for a wasps' nest....

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[CatmanV2]

For business meetings

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[Nibby]

I use to DJ at Stonehenge and Avebury but I don’t mix in those circles anymore.

 

[midlifecrisis]

I use to DJ at Stonehenge and Avebury but I don’t mix in those circles anymore.

Did you play heavy Rock?