Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

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[Gazcw]

 

[mowlas]

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Is this a wind up? We really need to ‘clamp down’ on these sorts of jokes.

 

[Gazcw]

Is this a wind up? We really need to ‘clamp down’ on these sorts of jokes.

Did I screw it up?

 

[mowlas]

Did I screw it up?

I am afraid you did, turn by turn.

 

[Gazcw]

I am afraid you did, turn by turn.

Ok is this any better?

 

[mowlas]

Ok is this any better?
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Now going seriously off grid and in danger of going where no man has gone before. Perhaps need to draw a line here.

 

[Gazcw]

Now going seriously off grid and in danger of going where no man has gone before. Perhaps need to draw a line here.

 

[Wattie]

Apparently the Irish Government offered assistance to Ukraine.
Ukraine said “Tanks?”
Ireland responded “you’re welcome!”

 

[MarkMas]

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Oh, get a grip!

 

[2b1ask1]

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They are all silver jubilee clips, from 45 years ago!

 

[Gazcw]

They are all silver jubilee clips, from 45 years ago!

Nice work.

 

[CatmanV2]

Just went by the Lego store. Whoa

what a popular place. People were lined up for blocks.

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[Andyk]

 

[mowlas]

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Maybe just in case?

 

[philw696]

He's back

 

[CatmanV2]

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[CatmanV2]

I went into my local printers and said, "I need a 2 metre 'A', a 2 metre 'S' and a 2 metre 'K', and I need them by tomorrow."
He said, "I'll see what I can do but it's a big ask


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[philw696]

I had a job at a Cadbury's factory putting fudge bars in to boxes. I had to quit though because every time someone would walk past they would say, "Oh packing fudge are we?"
Or "Hey up, he's packing fudge again."
Since then I've applied for a job in a clothing factory lifting boxes of shirts.
I'm hoping the name calling will stop now.

 

[HenrysDad]

I had a job at a Cadbury's factory putting fudge bars in to boxes. I had to quit though because every time someone would walk past they would say, "Oh packing fudge are we?"
Or "Hey up, he's packing fudge again."
Since then I've applied for a job in a clothing factory lifting boxes of shirts.
I'm hoping the name calling will stop now.

At the weekend he goes riding on his horse called sausage.