midlifecrisis
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Arsecheeks...
One word or two?
Together or spread apart?
One word or two?
Together or spread apart?
Terrible Jokes Thread
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MarkMas
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Still remains to be seen.
3rd outing for the same joke since post 843.
Sorry. Grave mistake.
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That's a sharp retort. Dead funny.
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What does LGBTQ+ actually mean?
Can anyone give me a straight answer?
Can anyone give me a straight answer?
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I jumped into a taxi and said 'Duke of Yorks Close'.
The taxi driver put his foot down and said ' Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next lights!'
The taxi driver put his foot down and said ' Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next lights!'
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So, it appears you think kiddy jokes are appropriate. If so, you are, most likely, a paedo and I'm going to report you to the relevant authorities. I'm shocked and disgusted; Jimmy Savile would be turning in his grave and squeezing one out. You should be ashamed.
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Walking along the beach, I saw a hippie struggling in the sea. I was going to help but he was too far out man...
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"
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One for Comrade Phil
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