Terrible Jokes Thread

[Andyk]

The world champion tongue twister got arrester. I hear they are going’s to give him a rough sentence.

 

[CatmanV2]

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[Andyk]

My friends bakery burnt down last night. Now his business is toast.

 

[Andyk]

4 fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says…Hey we don’t want your type in here!

 

[Andyk]

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

 

[Andyk]

When the cannibal turned up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.

 

[Andyk]

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

 

[Andyk]

The person who invested knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

 

[Andyk]

A blind man walks into a bar….and a table….and a chair…

 

[Andyk]

I went to a seafood disco last week and ended up pulling a muscle.

 

[Andyk]

How do you make holy water ? You boil the **** out is it.

 

[Andyk]

Whiteboards are remarkable..

 

[Andyk]

Will glass coffins be a success ? Remains to be seen.

 

[Andyk]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

 

[Andyk]

That’s it folks I will be back next Sunday morning…

 

[philw696]

You still got some Christmas Crackers left mate ????

 

[zagatoes30]

Andy got the Tim Vine joke book forChristmas and has nothing else to do but build his post count

 

[zagatoes30]

A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

 

[zagatoes30]

I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first week was the hardest.

 

[zagatoes30]

All flights cancelled from John Lennon airport

Imagine all the people