CatmanV2 Member Messages 52,678 Jan 16, 2022 #881 midlifecrisis said: I just came out of the chippy and was attacked by A Flock of Seagulls.... I ran... Click to expand... Did they have a photograph? C
midlifecrisis said: I just came out of the chippy and was attacked by A Flock of Seagulls.... I ran... Click to expand... Did they have a photograph? C
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #882 My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo…. I had to put my foot down.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #883 I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger…but then it hit me.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #884 Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions ? I do…
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #885 I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #886 My wife just found out I replaced the bed for a trampoline. She hit the ceiling.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #887 I used to think I was indecisive….but now I’m not sure.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #889 Termite walks into a bar and asks….Is the bar tender here.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #890 I’m reading a book about anti gravity….It’s impossible to put it down.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #891 I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #892 It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #893 I just got kicked out of the secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #896 2 Wi-Fi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #897 Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #899 A dung beetle walk’s into a bar and asks…Is this stool taken?
Andyk Member Messages 63,236 Jan 16, 2022 #900 Are people born with photographic memories or does it take time to develop?