Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

 

[Gazcw]

I just heard Bruce Willis will be starring in the Lord of the Rings sequel 'Old Hobbits Die Hard'

 

[MarkMas]

I just heard Bruce Willis will be starring in the Lord of the Rings sequel 'Old Hobbits Die Hard'

At Christmas we did a whole evening of intermittent stupid film titles, where people mashed up two films into one. I now cannot remember a SINGLE one!

 

[Gazcw]

Gulp.

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[PaulCambio]

You built your new pub yet, Ash and I are itching to come round

Not yet mate. The move is plodding along slowly. Hopefully mid/late Feb. As soon as it’s up and running I’ll let you know.

 

[Andyk]

 

[midlifecrisis]

Not yet mate. The move is plodding along slowly. Hopefully mid/late Feb. As soon as it’s up and running I’ll let you know.

SM Meet?

 

[midlifecrisis]

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S&M Meet?

 

[CatmanV2]

S&M Meet?

Keys in a bowl?

C

 

[MrPea]

A man I sometimes chat to in the park when walking our dogs was telling me this morning about his new recue chickens.
He pretty much made my day when he told me he'd named them Hen Solo, Jabba the Cluck, Obi-Hen Kenobi and Princess Layer.

 

[Andyk]

S&M Meet?

S&M Meet?

Happy birthday Mary….

 

[Andyk]

Happy birthday Mary….

Mary…Hahahaha….That tied in nicely to the Lasagna Mart…

 

[Gazcw]

Probably done before but…

 

[philw696]

No vac Djokovic!!

 

[lifes2short]

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i'm in as that lasagne needs rescuing teetering on end of the bed like that

 

[happydaze]

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Be around shortly - tied up just at present...

 

[Gazcw]

 

[Gazcw]

So according to the missus, asking Alexa to translate things to get a laugh is a little childish and you should all grow up and be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[philw696]

So according to the missus, asking Alexa to translate things to get a laugh is a little childish and you should all grow up and be ashamed of yourselves.

Ms French would agree but the schoolboy in me makes me love those kind of awards