Terrible Jokes Thread

I always used to think that it was strange how cartoons were especially designed for, and acceptable to, children.
No bad language and absolutely no sexual content.
But, Jesus, the violence was horrendous.
Just think about Wylie E Coyote and Tom & Jerry. GBH at least 5 times a minute.
 
Flint said:
I always used to think that it was strange how cartoons were especially designed for, and acceptable to, children.
No bad language and absolutely no sexual content.
But, Jesus, the violence was horrendous.
Just think about Wylie E Coyote and Tom & Jerry. GBH at least 5 times a minute.
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Pepe LePew...?
 
DLax69 said:
Pepe LePew...?
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*Exactly* Also quite a few Bugs Bunny scenes (What's Opera, doc?, for example) where he drags up to seduce / trick Elmer Fudd.

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Bumped into one of my neighbours earlier. They had a couple of mongrel dogs with them.
I didn't know you had dogs, I said.
They're my sister's, he said.
Wow! I said. Your sisters are *ugly*

<rimshot>

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CatmanV2 said:
Bumped into one of my neighbours earlier. They had a couple of mongrel dogs with them.
I didn't know you had dogs, I said.
They're my sister's, he said.
Wow! I said. Your sisters are *ugly*

<rimshot>

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I don't understand this joke at all.

If he had said "They're my sisters" then your response would have been entirely legitimate,
but if he said "They're my sister's", then I don't see how you could have been confused.
 
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