This made me laugh
The Best shed you'll ever own! Although it's done more miles than the Star Ship Enterprise, it's the most reliable car you could possibly come across. Like my ex, it's been around the block countless times, been banged from every angle and everyone's had a ride in it, however, unlike my ex, it's faithful, reliable and will never let you down! It had four brand new, expensive tires fitted and even though it's been a few weeks, they still have more of a grip than my teenage stepson! It's as dirty as my wife but whereas my wife cleans up pretty good, this car will look just as bad after it's been washed. It's got more history than a Hollywood therapist's filing cabinet and recently had new caliper, pads and discs fitted too. It comes with a reverse parking clunker, also called a tow bar and has loads of space in the back making it useful for so many things. For example; I used it for hunting. Not intentionally, I hit a deer! Hence the crack in the grill, missing vent from the bottom of the bumper and dent in the drivers side wing. The engine is bullet proof. There's a little bit of smoke from cold when you first start it up in the morning but it clears within seconds and is fine for the rest of the day. The one back door doesn't lock but it's nothing to worry about because nobody would ever steal it (and if they did they'd probably bring it back) The MPG numbers I'd trust about as much as the latest COVID figures but other than that, everything works exactly as it should do, bar the key fob. It locks the car but you have to use the key to unlock it. CD player, Air con, electric windows etc etc amazingly somehow all work. Originally bought as a murder weapon, (that's why its in my dads name) but the injunction worked. Excellent on fuel and lovely to drive. Ideal for export or a ram raid. MoT'd until mid January next year and I honestly can;t think of anything it would fail on. Mechanically, it's spot on, It's just like many of the girls from my past, it looks a bit better in the dark and after a few drinks. So if you want a car to cheer up the neighbors, that will never let you down and will make your life easier because the kids would never want you to take them to school in it, then this is the car for you.
£475
Collection only from Weymouth.