I hit a little bunny (it was March, suspect it was a wee toddler) on my way to work in Glasgae, road was narrow couldn't avoid it, bump, bump. Then 2 miles later entering the M74 tw@tted a seagull, the stupid bird flew right in front of me. On the way home the wee bunny was there, flat a a pancake. Guilty your Honour....
Working in Wales driving along the M50 a pigeon swooped down in front of me for a bit of food in the road, probably the worst decision it ever made, heard it bounce along the floorpan, and then a cloud of feather in my rear view mirror.
20 mins later on M5, an already flat rabbit bounced off my windscreen, truck in front had done the damage, but I probably delivered the coup de grace....
My mate hit a deer around Tebay on the M6, wrote off his company Vectra, which is a good thing, so the deer didn't die in vain.